Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I'm stuck in a nightmare where one of my young twins is fixated on spending as much time with her sibling as possible, while the other one is a complete introvert who wants her sister to leave her alone as much as possible. Either way, someone is upset and crying, mostly me. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Rhian00 17
Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!
Soninuva 41
Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!
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Comments (95)
PenguinBitch 44
I can just imagine your rabbit quoting James Wood from Family Guy..."oh a piece of candy, oh a piece of candy, etc.."
sugarbear0727 19
I thought of that too! Haha.
ty7in_topic 31
Your sister should be the one writing the FML not you. Being single is much better the having drama.
QQmore_fml 18
Sounds like a shitty Twilight movie...
gracehi 33
A "shitty" Twilight movie? Is there another kind?
snicklefritz693 0
Good to know I'm not the only one lmao!
AtomicDiamond87 15
Love two guys? Possible but she isn't IN love with them.... Been UN those shows.won't work with either of them.
thatnucca 36
All that's missing from your circle is a snail... As for your sister, having more option doesn't necessarily mean either one of them may be the right one for you, so don't sweat it...
150493x 29
Sounds like your sister isn't really serious about either of them. As for you, OP I wouldn't worry too much. You will find someone eventually. Don't rush into anything! Let it happen :)
gracehi 33
"Oh no! Two men love me! And my wallet is to small for all my hundred dollar bills! Woe is me!"
gracehi 33
*too small. Duck you, Swype.
jeffwolff96 6
it'll all be good OP you'll find someone one day
Vitualamen 11
At least you've got your priorities right.