Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.
Heartside 0
Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.
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Comments (135)
josh203 0
dont take no for an answer. get down there and work that pussy with your mouth and she wont stop you cut to both of you cummin all night long
Chaosti 2
You know they call that rape, right 34?
Sparkiee93 3
And you where shocked by this? Son, I am disapoint.
Skee94 0
dude ur an idiot
rhy12 0
why would you turn down sex? haha go your wife!!! you got what you deserved! lmao
electrickery 0
YDI for rejecting you're wife
Tishawna_fml 0
hahahah! I would do the same thing
kirinkinetic 0
revenge is a dish best served with a moan isn't it? Your wife is my hero.
Serendipiti 0
lmao u ydi
tiedwithsmiles 0
LMFAO YDI!
hasty_D 0
you should've masturbated too then hahaha