Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.
Heartside 0
Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.
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Comments (135)
prncastrmcld 0
ydi for turning her down and expecting sex immediately afterwards. I've actaully done this to my boyfriend before. your wife is amazing
DittoQueen 0
I am a perfectly healthy, beautiful women and my husband turns me down every night. Lord knows he doesn t have the friggin energy (at 25) to keep up with me so what makes me think he has another woman? Honestly-- dont be so pathetic. Men like you and my husband are ridiculous. Where have all the real men gone? I need to ditch the bitch in my relationship and hook up with someone who can give me a run for my money and I wouldn't blame your wife for doing it either-- only I have been married for a year! Which situation is worse? Talk to your wife and don't deny her-- And get some couseling if that helps you poor thing :-O
Evilphatpandah 5
#68 I dont think its normal for a 25 year old to turn down sex every night. Either you guys have some major issues or he is gay. My boyfriend turns 26 next month and we have sex once or twice a day/night. I hope you work it out because good sex can be beneficial to your relationship and your life.
Jestress 0
THAT IS AWESOME!!!
swkisses5 0
thats what u get lol
Killah_Jay 0
Daaang, FYL.
tbonea1990 0
were u thinking
YouGotFedInTheA 0
Superman dat ho.
xSex_Kittenx 0
LOL! I've done that! Serves you right!
Zakuraa 0
Now I know what to do to my man whenever he rejects. hahaha
beanieboo 0
hey, if u reject her, expect to be rejected!!! if u want ur marriage to last, then be sure to give ur wife wat she wants!! THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!