Today, my friend PayPal-ed me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote, "To get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, I used the last dollar in my PayPal Tap to pay to get myself a little something for work lunch. The register glitched just before the transaction finished, but it still took the money. No cash, no lunch. FML
Today, I checked my university financial account to discover I owed them over $1000. The reason? They had apparently given me too much money when I applied for a loan and now want it back. Oh, and I spent my loan money on books and a laptop for school. FML
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
Today, I realized my habit of asking people for money came to an all time high when I asked a girl to Cash App me $5 through Instagram. She literally sent me A PENNY, said, “Quit fucking asking me for money fam” and then blocked me. FML
Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Today, my daughter, whom I consigned a credit card for, told me she was in a bit of financial trouble. It turns out that she was trying to pay off her credit card with the same credit card her bill was for, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. FML
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Top comments
twenty2182 0
Well has it gotten you back in the game?
rukusrazor 0
No biggie. I'm sure they thought it was funny once you explained it. All in all, that's a good friend. #3, tell me how the friend is a loser? Seems pretty nice to me.
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Comments (68)
carbonatom 0
@40 Better that than politics.
xabuko 0
Hhaha...what a friend!!!
Manny_B92 0
31 if you hate bad words so much y r u on a website called **** my life?
Manny_B92 0
oops meant 30. What kind of person old enough to work 4 paypal doesnt kno what pussy is?
JENNYBABYY 0
lolololol nice
timdurgan 0
you might as well say "drinking is legal, but pouring liquid into your mouth and swallowing it is illegal" it's the same thing
PBLeesuschrist13 4
dude how funny is that?? i tell you what i wouldnt have been able to stop laughing untill they put a male on there for me to talk to
pete275 0
3 females? looks like it worked! did you get any digits?
jappan 2
The only phone number they can give out is their customer service number or any of the other numbers for paypal products
spillproof 0
Haha would have loved to listen in on those calls. And #30- stfu! Your profile details are opposite of what your comment said. I guess you ain't all that genius.
scottyz1 0
Haha that cracked me up. Not only are they said man for hooking you up with money, but they have a fantastic sense of humour. (Y)