Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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dzidziaud 5
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Why the hell would you wear them with nothing over them? It's disgusting. And doing that while wearing a pad is just about the most retarded thing I have ever heard. Of course it's going to show through! YDI!
CathyCraaazy 8
loads of people wear leggings as "pants" like the style Jeggings and it says she was wearing TIGHTS, not leggings
cherlana32 0
I am glad we all now know the preferred methods of absorbing ****** blood of every girl who reads FML.
12frisbees 0
They can get lost. It's really, really unpleasant.
crownme 0
you dirty bitch go sit yo nasty ass down you problly got yeast infection clean yourself up !
Honda288 2
#94 my cousin is proof of that hahahahah
misshistory 0
Why could you see your pad through your tights? were you lifting up your skirt?
yes_itsme 0
What I don't get is why you would not wear underwear but you would wear a pad with just tights. I mean lucky you WERE wearing a pad or else everyone would see your vag.
sucky_a_m 9
that probably wouldn't be the case. the reason everyone could see her pad was because it's white. those fluorescent lights target anything and everything white. the same thing would have happened to a white bra or panties no matter how many layers she was wearing.
Lunelle_fml 0
go go tampons!
Bitterblue 0
You wore a pad with tights?