Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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geegee123 0
okay, first of all, dude, i'm fourteen and i haven't even gotten my period because i'm underweight and have been since age 11, even though i eat a lot. any age can have their period stopped due to being underweight. so this girl could be like 15, let's say and just gotten her period because she's super skinny. it's a fact of nature. i'm also really really sensitive about the fact of being underweight and not getting my period so it's horrible to say, "grow up!" because you never know if they're in that same situation...it's a sensitive thing, really. also; to the people saying tampons can't get stuck, ummm get this: i know a girl who was on a rollercoaster wearing a tampon and when she went down a hill, it went up to far and had to be surgically removed. very ******* possible. i'm not saying there's anything wrong with wearing a tampon, it's just there are a lot more risks. i call leggings tights all the time. doesn't matter where you're from different people say different things. i only call nude tights pantyhose. also, legging/tights are no worse than super tight jeans. i see girls in my school wear super tight jeans and girls who wear leggings/tights and super tight jeans look a lot sluttier than leggings/tights. and bee tee dubs; for those of you who're saying, "were you not wearing underwear?" under uv/blacklights, you can see anything white, especially the wings of a pad through anything black; AKA, tights/leggings, shirts, really anything. and it's a themed party; so she probably went along with the theme of neon and had fun and wore tights. oh wow, a crime.
Assassin4than 0
okay, first of all dude. noone wants to know about you being unable to get your periods because you are underweight and nobody wants to know about your friend with a tampon inside her body and im very sure nobody cares about whether skinny jeans are sluttier than tights.if you want to make a point just go out an write it. your comment really has nothing to do with the actual FML entry. it jusst relates to the themes. why does anyone care about your stories. people at your school wear jeans...so what lots of people do. and B.T.W, bee tee dubs is not an abbreviation for By the way or even for btw because it is not really abbreviating anything. and dubs isnt a letter if you are trying to be cute by using that it ain't working. and if you were "really,really sensitive" about the comment why would you post it on this website that doesnt really prove how sensitive you are about the situation. HEY I CANT HAVE A PERIOD BUT DONT TEASE ME ABOUT IT BECAUSE IM SENSITIVE. so you say not to tell her to grow up...but you should
blondiee09 0
oh. my. gawd. I am sooo sorry for you. at least people forget these things in time. hope everything works out!
nickdeluxxe 0
holy shit that's hilarious
bree_54 0
LOL this made me laugh for a good while.
blahder 0
Well shit don't wear leggings with a pad then...and people who say you can see through it no matter how many layers if you have something white underneath that would be false,i've had a white bra on during cosmic bowling (where they turn the black lights on for the bright colorsof the pins and carpetting/peoples clothes to stick out) and you couldn't see the bra. if you wear a pad you should make sure you hide it... if for some reason tampons are unavoidable I just wear a pad but make sure my pants are thick for fear of the pad showing through... why would you wear leggings and not pants anyway? ... sheesh
theodivine 0
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LEGGINGS ≠ PANTS! And if you were going to try to pass leggings/tights off as pants, why would you wear a pad anyway? You TOTALLY deserved it.
Funky_T 0
Haha.... FYL for being a girl and having periods.... hahahaha
teddy_chan 0
Wait, so, you were wearing tights and your pad was clearly visible? Where the heck are your panties? o_O
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
was your shirt not long enough to cover. the area where the pad was?!
MintShoelaces 0
I gotta admit, it is pretty hilarious/embarassing, something you can write into your favourite magazine about and you may even win a prize! Problem solved. Anyway, IT WAS A PARTY. People wear UNUSUAL clothes at PARTIES, sometimes.