Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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lalaland200 0
Aw hell naw, man. all i gotta say is... Im a girl and Im the first to say that I find vaginas ******* gross and bloody. But let the women choose however she wants to please her menstrual cycle. If she wants a mini diaper filled with blood for her pussy to sit on, then thas great. If she wants to stick a ghetto ***** up her pussy, then thats great too. I say, whatever floats your boat, whatever tickles your boyfriends pickle, whatever looks good in the neighborhood. Its the girl's choice, the ******'s choice, THE MINDS CHOICE. Amen to that sister!
naaaked 0
L-O-*******-L
12frisbees 0
Best post on this whole thread, in my opinion.
Sturmeh 0
You will never get this! You will never get this! la la la You will never get this! You will never get this! One day... ...and then he get this.
sassabrat 0
yeah that's why tampons were invented
timtam24 0
because to many pads were seen at neon parties?
lifesucks5 0
LMFAO FYL
barbiegdg 0
I've read lots of comments that really are just judging.....I don't know how old the person that posted this is......but whatever she feels like using is her choice I know people my age who wear both things(I'm not saying my age) and it doesn't matter!
1o1fyourlife 0
haha sucks but ydi for wearing tights as pants.
som_fml 0
TIGHTS are not meant to be worn as PANTS. You can't take a style from the eighties if you can't even use it right.
Coocumber 0
Thats what you get for wearing tights as pants without anything over them. If you don't want people to see your cooter then you should wear pants with a bit more OPACITY!
Autumnatic 0
Tights are not pants. I do not want to see every fold of your ass cheeks and/or camel toe if I have to walk behind/around you. Anyone who wears tights without something over them at least covering their butt deserves for this to happen and worse.
crazychickadee96 0
theres a new invention now. its called a tampon loser :)
12frisbees 0
Ummm.... she's a loser for having a preference or medical condition that prompted her to use a different method? That's just silly, and this is coming from someone who prefers tampons like I assume you do.