Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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Top comments
AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
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Comments (369)
kazul 0
I'm sure people probably could see the diaper looking buldge through your tights without the light. Tights and pads don't mix well. YDI BTW I like how her name is Paddy. Ironic
OperationNicole_fml 0
You're an idiot. It isn't a coincidence.
kazul 0
I was joking, dipshit
deja54 0
Irony doesn't mean what you think it does.
illgutcha 0
Who still wears pads anyway
MaskedAspen 6
lots of women do? many can't wear tampons, who are you to say anything about the preference of another woman?
97currie 0
just look at ALL the replies to number one dipshit.
Feklfekl2222 32
Also look at the gender on his comment
lissygirl 0
haha agreed. I'm fifteen and haven't worn a pad since I first started my period yearssss ago.
kitty67_fml 0
Um...you're 15? Most (not all, but most) girls don't start their periods until around age 11 or 12 (maybe younger, but that's not the average age). So you can't have had your period for more than 5 years, I'm sure. And you think less than a third of your life equals "yearssssssssssss"? Yea. 5 years is NOT a long time. Check your exaggerations.
inerdablanket 4
Some kids start their periods at 8 and 9 years old.
coooki 0
she never said 5 years ago? wtf are you on about? calm down 145 and some girls can get their periods at age 8 so it is very possible she's had it for "years".
tipsy337 0
Ya that sucks
kirby1026 0
why was it glowing?
skpcgirl 0
because pads r white n white stands out in UV light
beestmode360 0
EW gross only a british person would be that gross
MattPDX 2
hahahahahaha
97currie 0
god there's so much wrong with that.
fuckercakes 21
Honestly did you even think about this comment, or did you just shit it out?
crookedteeth 0
LOL that's pretty awesome. I hope your friends have pictures.
jadeho 0
repeat after me: TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.
invisibledamage 2
LEGGINGS in the UK are tights.
Lounia_fml 8
LEGGINGS in Canada are PANTS. Also, what the **** is wrong with wearing pads? Not everyone is comfortable sticking a tampon up there. And for the guys, roflol you don't even know what it is to get your period or wear pads or tampons. How about you go stick a tampon up your ass to get a sense of how it feels? (:
qazwerty 5
i love this thread!
thedarkfreak 0
lots of people do. my gf being one.
BethanyMae 0
lmfaoo you totally deserve it for wearing a pad