Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
AndelleRae 9
Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.
mysitc_burrito 0
Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (369)
Gucci_Girl 2
Hahahah .
Iwannabetreo 11
Padlicious.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
damn that sucks. FFS not everyone likes tampons -.-
smirfluv92 0
op, I feel soo bad for. things women go through!!!
OnlyOnWednesday 0
Thats hilarious
xgabbyloveex 0
This made me laugh so hard that I nearly pissed my pants.
Hugorgy 0
How hard is it to remember to remove a tampon after 4 hours or so? Set a timer or something, damn. If that's your only excuse, my god, grow up. Because of playing sports all year-round, I had to go for tampons. All the movement with running and such would make a pad shift and not do it's job, not to mention the fear of it falling out of my shorts. Dx Understandably, some women physically can't use tampons, and that's fine. What I hate is ladies who talk down tampons without even trying it, thinking they lose their virginities just because their hymen could break. broken hymen =/= loss of virginity. Also, I can't stand girls that smell like fishy ****** because they wear pads. Just... *shudder*
omgplease 0
I love the way this has just turned into a debate about sanitry pads and tampons... I think we're all missing the point here! The poor girl was completely embarrassed!!
bk_chick13 0
okay Trojan there are a very large amount of women who don't wear tampons for various reasons it's not her fault that unlike you she just can't stick anything up ther and OP I'm really srry that happened to it must have been really embarrasing
tiannnna 0
Wow, some of the comments here are so stupid. There's nothing wrong with using pads over tampons. In reality, pads are healthier than tampons because like people said, tampons have bleach and other chemicals in them that will end up inside of you. Also, the risk of TSS and such... also, people are assuming OP isnt wearing underwear.. she obviously is. you can't wear a pad without it. fools