Today, my girlfriend, who I really liked, dumped me after I sent proof of Canada’s government supported merge-like-a-zip campaign, because she thinks that zip-mergers are just people taking advantage of others. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend of 6 months, who landed in Canada last week, and for whom I was supposed to travel from Toronto to Vancouver next week to meet her for the first time, blocked me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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poopface82 25
If your values don’t align on road mergers, you can’t have a respectful discussion on important topics such as religion, children and whether a hot dog is a sandwich. That last one kickstarted my divorce.
Thaylok 17
Poopface82 is Right. This is not about the merge technique, it is about forcing your beliefs and opinions on others regardless of discussion. It is about someone insistent on always having the last word and having to show how "eight" they are. Sure, thw zipper can work if some properly, but cars insist on cutting off loaded semis and slamming on brakes after merging getting them rear ended right at the choke point after overtaking the line 20mph faster than traffic flow. when it fails it is due to folks gotta be first/right attitude without considering the environment.
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poopface82 25
If your values don’t align on road mergers, you can’t have a respectful discussion on important topics such as religion, children and whether a hot dog is a sandwich. That last one kickstarted my divorce.
Thaylok 17
Poopface82 is Right. This is not about the merge technique, it is about forcing your beliefs and opinions on others regardless of discussion. It is about someone insistent on always having the last word and having to show how "eight" they are. Sure, thw zipper can work if some properly, but cars insist on cutting off loaded semis and slamming on brakes after merging getting them rear ended right at the choke point after overtaking the line 20mph faster than traffic flow. when it fails it is due to folks gotta be first/right attitude without considering the environment.
Thaylok 17
"right" not eight (darn bad typing)
Vexillum 5
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