Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, like every night, I heard a strange scratching sound coming from my bedroom wall. I checked the pipes, moved the furniture, and even called my landlord. He found the problem in five minutes: a loose radiator pipe. I'd spent three nights sleeping on the sofa because I thought something was living in the wall. FML
Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
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Top comments
lillypilly35 0
a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!
flipster916 0
.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....
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Comments (115)
FYLorYDIohno 12
#10 made me laugh
tssm 0
u sure that was ur razor vibrating?
Tempuser117 2
#51 Amused me, the mental picture made me smile.
Fminetoo 0
Nothing really, i just like to poke fun on occasion. Ive ripped on other people worse before. Dont take offense. : P BTW, it seems like FML has new postings at certain times. For me, 3 AM is a usual time. US Eastern Time
Fminetoo 0
Also Snick, when you officially become the 21st century version of "Dear Abby" please remember us here on FML. : P
Fminetoo 0
" I Don't." is not a complete sentence. You should watch your grammrawr. lol.
Resquall 0
It actually implies that Shmocks doesn't do something; it is a complete sentence.
justmeagirl 0
And these are the types of girls who have boyfriends they can call on for the stupidest little thing. Yet us intelligent girls only have ourselves. This is why only idiots are breeding.
nyc718 0
That's because the dumb ones are usually hot blondes who don't need a brain to get by. And the intelligent ones are either fat or ugly, and need to be smart to get by.
imdeborah 0
i hope you're aware that nobody wants to hear you stereotype people. kthanksbai.
koolkat27 13
so you're calling smart women ugly...but look at yourself...
lelouch0reki 4
You're acting like a b****. You have no idea if she's "smart" or "dumb". When a person is afraid, they can't think straight and sometimes miss logical steps. You don't even know if you are considered smart. If you were smart you'd be able to get a partner easily. Don't blame everything on looks.
dudeitsdanny 10
I-->subject. Don't--> predicate. Full sentence. Smartass comment--> Fail.
beccaishereyay 11
dude. does this whole comment chain just seem hilarious or is it just 1 in the morning? lol
mahamii_93 0
idiot.