Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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coolmike699 26
Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?
AzrielB 8
YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall
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Comments (20)
coolmike699 26
Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?
popaulina 8
An imaginary one.
species4872 20
Cut throat razor.
ResidentThatGuy 12
Guess that razor really is the only sharp thing in the shower... no but really ouch!
AzrielB 8
YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall
awildwhisper 30
Your comment made me die laughing. I kinda want a machete hook on my bathroom wall now.
kmrrpk 22
I was taking the cap off my razor once and cut my thumb so bad I had to get stitches so I know how you feel
pelletman67 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um fake. Blades aren't that big to cut to the bone. Most u will get is a small slice of your even that unlucky.
Tumaco1963 19
The blades on a shaving razor are not long enough to cut to the bone. Unless the razor is purposely broken to remove the blade for the sole purpose of cutting.
Alup132 22
It was probably a strait razor.
darkfalling 4
Man, what kind of razor cuts that deep? They're like a few mm, max, the cuts you can get.
cakefete2 31
Further proof that everything in Australia wants to kill you.
LokiDasWolf 9
Along with landlines now we have to explain straight razors apparently