Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
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soldiat_fml 17
When you say explode, did you drop it or did it just spontaneously combust? An exploding razor should be covered by the warranty. A dropped razor...maybe not so much.
thebeatles4891 1
it's not even like your 2nd.... your 13th
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Comments (21)
jvjanisse 0
slippy is a word - same as slippery. and that sucks so much.
fuckmyl1f333 0
slippy? lol, i think the refund will cover that...and how much was the razor?
Phantom034 0
The razor EXPLODED??? O.o Not buying that brand, that's for sure.
Gubbon 17
That means it scattered into many parts. Not an actual explosion.
24788 7
How did the razor just explode?
ExoVil 10
Either sarcasm or serious. If sarcasm, what he means by it exploding is breaking into peices all over the floor.
MikuHatsune_fml 0
What's the brand so I don't buy it
abdur 0
I think he meant Slippery XD FYL
reyemrein 0
and the acceptance bar for an FML just fell a little lower
RoryStorm239 0
^ win
RoryStorm239 0
OH I'N FIRST!!! well, oh, um, well, i'd like to thank my friends, Dr Gregory House, PacMan, the Beatles an the Rolling Stones for helping me get through this all.
thebeatles4891 1
it's not even like your 2nd.... your 13th
mayamax 2
slippy's a word!!!!!