Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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Top comments
BlueXephos 10
1) Depending on how old she is, just take the money back. 2) If there isn't a big difference in age, take one of her dresses or shoes, and hide it till she gives the money back. 3) After completing step 1 or 2, enjoy your house :D
feven 32
Was it really worth it to give all your money?
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Comments (184)
tj4234 36
Was there no way you could remove the TNT?
superwhovian 16
They most likely we both on the game or she was blocking op's computer
SirMichael 13
If he had access to the computer he could have easily. I assume OP's sister was sitting with her finger on the button ready to blow it up if he didn't hand over the money.
sebasrodriguez15 7
You do realize you can restore saves right?
crazycly 7
total ydi for being a minecraft loser. It's an f'n game with no real point. Just build another. Get a life
TallMist 32
#44 Are you really assuming gamers have no lives? Or are you saying people that play Minecraft have no lives? Or are you saying people with different opinions than you have no lives? Or is it a combination of the options? No matter which, you're really being seriously judgmental.
Weiss_Schnee 14
Firstly, save regularly. Secondly, exit without saving. Then you have part or all of your virtual house and your $84. On the other hand, I wouldn't give, what's $84 in pounds? I wouldn't pay £55 for someone not to blow up a virtual house.
juturnaamo 29
My friend's son loves doing this to me. You can turn TNT off in the game.
kalbrek009 20
YDI for even wasting time playing minecraft..I just don't get what is so awesome about going back to 8 bit Nintendo graphics & wasting hours of your life (let alone days/weeks/months) when you could be living a real (& exciting) live in the real world...if it's such an issue, just waste another week rebuilding & keep your $ & keep your sis away from your stuff so you don't have to complain about things like this....again, YDI
amberv61 22
I play minecraft and also have a life outside of it. Just because someone dedicates their free time on a game doesn't mean they don't have a life. It's cool that you don't like the game but don't put someone else down when you don't know what they do with their free time
JettStreams 6
I play Minecraft, and I've met so many amazing people logging on to the game. I don't know why you're judging OP for playing a video game. Would you have made the same comment if OP was playing GTA or Skyrim, or just a different game in general, would you have made this comment?
chef4money 12
I hope you understand that you did this to yourself. She is now going to start threatening everything you have in order to take your money. How does it feel to be owned by your little sister, all because of a house in a video game?
Poison_Girl23 11
you could have just built a new one, even better than the last, and still have your $$
toshaleigh 15
oh no that sucks op I would get her back if I was you
NightKat 25
That blows I'll see myself out now.