Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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Top comments
BlueXephos 10
1) Depending on how old she is, just take the money back. 2) If there isn't a big difference in age, take one of her dresses or shoes, and hide it till she gives the money back. 3) After completing step 1 or 2, enjoy your house :D
feven 32
Was it really worth it to give all your money?
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Comments (184)
JKROB 16
its a game... don't take it serious
hsbzjsnsos 12
That's just stupid
WipeHour 11
the dark side is STRONG with this one
fauxredhead 1
Take some of the money out of your wallet? $86 is a lot to carry around.
JKROB 16
I usually carry between 200 and 500 around with me. so 86 isn't much
BigC_from_Bama 16
uh oh... we gotta badass over here!!
iseebearbears 27
Wow, let me guess, you're one of those badasses that would use your credit card to buy gum. $86 is a lot to carry? What world do you live in? That's barely enough for grocery shopping!
Laylette 21
Do you pay for large grocery shopping trips in cash? In my experience, people usually use credit cards. Also, it sounds like OP still lives at home and therefore, probably doesn't do things like that very often anyway.
otecasacid 22
I usually end up having a large amount of cash on me before I deposit it. $86 is pretty paltry in the grand scheme of thinfs
be82tw 17
Whether or not it is a lot to carry around really depends on the world you move in: I am paid by direct deposit, travel much of my working life, and most of the interaction I have with money is through my credit and debit cards with checks and online banking playing a support role and cash only appearing as needed. But I have known people who are on a mostly cash basis, because that is what the people they deal with will accept and pay: those people sometimes have a ridiculous amount of money in their wallet, because they cannot count on getting access to an ATM, assuming they use traditional banking.
Joshawott 21
I'm with your parents on this one.
irwingiggles 26
take her phone away and ask your money back
Solano2580 24
Simply back up your shit, or take the money back when she's asleep
Attacksloth 33
It's not good to reinforce manipulative, coercive behaviour. Your parents should man up and discipline her. Today it's a minecraft house, tomorrow it might be something worth more.
Laylette 21
You mean like something worth $86.26?
bassfisher100 23
90 dollars so your sister wouldn't blow up what you built on minecraft? I just wanna know... why
MissRaindrop 20
Or, hear me out, you could have grown a pair, told the little snot to bite you, and built a new house. Boohoo you spent a week building a virtual house. Do it again, do it better, and do it without losing almost $100 you pansy.
Jashie 18
Id like to hear you say that about something valuable to you. Sure it's a virtual game, but just because it's virtual doesn't mean it has no value to him. He probably put a lot of thought into it. You can't just recreate something like that. And you making fun of him was really rude. Try being a decent person.