Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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Top comments
BlueXephos 10
1) Depending on how old she is, just take the money back. 2) If there isn't a big difference in age, take one of her dresses or shoes, and hide it till she gives the money back. 3) After completing step 1 or 2, enjoy your house :D
feven 32
Was it really worth it to give all your money?
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Comments (184)
otecasacid 22
I've never understood the obsession with complicated houses in minecraft. It's basically score free, and you can't really win. Maybe your parents support you because they feel you are wasting your youth. I played a ton of videogames before I went to college, and I wish I would've put at least half of my gaming time to other uses.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Gaming is love, gaming is life. I don't play a whole lot of minecraft but I think it's more of the fact that he spent a really long time on it more than anything. If someone were to threaten to mess up something in a game I play a lot, I would try my best to not let that happen too, no matter the cost.
superwhovian 16
I play minecraft and when I build a house in survival it take a lot of resources.
False_Stupidity 42
Not all games are played to "win" its the creative process and effort OP put in more than anything.
Lunallia 20
You can win in mine craft. There's a thing called an ender dragon in the end. once you beat that, you've beat the game pretty much.
MurkwoodForest 24
Building big houses and monuments etc is just really fun for some people. It brings joy to people who like to be design/build their own creations.
DoomedGemini 38
I don't 'win' anything when I draw, but I do it anyway and would be extremely upset if it was ruined. Actually, it has happened multis times. Each time leaves me crying and stressed. They put effort into a creation.
funsizedliz 16
Break her phone.
Noreason89 6
He would probably be out even more money because he would have to pay for it. Even if he didn't that's really not a solution
Steve95401 49
At least you didn't spend that amount of money buying acreage in "FarmVille".
SecsNoises 6
Ugh, that sucks for you OP. I hope your parents one day realize that calling her 'hilarious' and refusing to punish her (or at least make her return the money) only encourages further bratty behaviour. ...with any luck, she'll threaten to destroy something *they* have worked hard on so they can see just how 'hilarious' it truly is.
rinzlerkitty94 31
It does suck for OP, but it's a freaking minecraft house, not worth even a penny. Certainly not worth $86. It's absolutely their own fault that they felt the need to give her the money, and no, their parents shouldn't punish their sister, or make her give the money back. It'll teach OP a lesson about wasting his money.
Camo23 21
This is why you always have extra saves.
bunnybean12321 18
thats not a possibilitu in minecraft
Flamepelt 15
Actually you can make world backups
Camo23 21
Actually create a save under two different names.
SirMichael 13
@62, yes it is. Just copy and paste the save file.
bass_ftp 12
And you actually gave in? Way to teach your young sister a lesson, blackmailing works!
ptellini 7
Do you seriously gave her all your money for the sake of a house that you built in the video game?
aedar 16
I'm sorry for laughing mate, but this one of the most hilarious things I ever read on this site :D
victorvldv 8
So it begins..
droffig68 6
OP must be a girl and meant purse and not wallet, because no man keeps change in his wallet or let's little girls take it away from him.
Noreason89 6
There is so much wrong in your comment
SirMichael 13
No man keeps change in their wallet? What do you do when the cashier gives you change? throw it back in their face?
VeganVampyre 27
Gotta love sexist idiots... Carrying cash has absolutely nothing to do with being male or female. And I can tell you that my boyfriend and I are the complete opposite of #24's genius statement. I am a female who never carries cash because it's too easy to lose, and I get paid direct deposit anyway so why bother? My boyfriend, on the other hand, almost always has a fair amount on him because his job pays him in cash and he can't be bothered putting it in the bank. So there you go.
Laylette 21
I can't stop laughing at the visual you gave me.
veryunhappygirl 7
Lmao at imaging him just chucking it back at them ?