Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad and his new fiancée are like two love-sick bunnies. They start having sex immediately whenever I leave the house. Even when I take out the trash. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Top comments
lady_unknown 0
Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.
JassyJas 2
tell your mom to pay and tell her what your dad does
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Comments (38)
TheIceDragon 0
Dude that's just ****** up, Idk why you guys are supporting the dad, I'd rather find help elsewhere etc. Imagine if your dad did that to your gf, the person you love, you wouldn't agree to it. Major blackmail, it's like rape, if OP just lets his dad do that to his gf then he doesn't deserve his gf. I hate guys who are useless when shit like this happens, they need to take action. You should tell your mom about this and get help from her.
myoukei 31
it's not the OP's girlfriend... re-read the fml, it's his dad's lover ._.
mean_1995 3
what is a flat?
J352SAURUS 30
A flat is a unit/apartment.
katarina956 0
But then he'll stop paying for them to live there =P
CyberPunkTink 0
My dad does that at our house...with girls less than a third his age. I know some of them that graduated last year. No wonder why we have no money, and he's a doctor.
Kalipczo 21
Change the locks. That will be really embarrassing when he tries to get in with his girlfriend and the key doesn't work. Oh and tell your mom.
chiquita223 4
Be an amazing child and tell your mother! Don't let your dad screw around and have it a secret from your mom. She'll find out that your dad is being immature and that you knew and you'll both be paying for it then.
treewolf 5
I'm not condoning having a girl when your married. But its not OPs flat, its the Dads flat and he's letting OP live there.
Emilygod2 14
I would tell your mother