Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad and his new fiancée are like two love-sick bunnies. They start having sex immediately whenever I leave the house. Even when I take out the trash. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Top comments
lady_unknown 0
Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.
JassyJas 2
tell your mom to pay and tell her what your dad does
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Comments (38)
bumblebee17 0
FYL!
truelyawesome 0
what a cheating douche! it may sound gross, but video it and give it to yo mom
locklock 0
ydi for not makin him a sandwich
crumbycool881 0
it's sammich
stupiddumbblonde 0
oh my.....
lrb081 0
3trobert... and then he stops paying her rent (perhaps she's a full time student). so their parents split but she still has 2 parents no matter what, but no house...
JassyJas 2
tell your mom to pay and tell her what your dad does
bosshaug 0
Dad wins
trillian_fml 0
that sounds reasonable, he is paying the rent after all.
kgzh27 0
WTF ?! no, lol .
iampunk 0
Trillians right.
DaDezza244 31
No he's not, you dumb ass @28
Monkeyloverjlc 0
I agree with
lolfood 24
Who?!?!
lady_unknown 0
Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.
perdix 31
Your flat? You don't have a flat. Your dad is letting you crash in his love nest. Ask you dad if his girlfriend has a sister or daughter for you. ;)
Mx_Rider 6
your dads a beast congrats op your daddy is pounding 2 vaj's on the side :D