Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad and his new fiancée are like two love-sick bunnies. They start having sex immediately whenever I leave the house. Even when I take out the trash. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
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Top comments
lady_unknown 0
Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.
JassyJas 2
tell your mom to pay and tell her what your dad does
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Comments (38)
anonacs 0
Don't keep secrets from your mother.
Mx_Rider 6
number 12 FTW
jw90 18
now son if u don't tell your mom about this I'll by you a nice new camaro for your birthday.
ifreakingsparkle 0
hahah. jw90. i was thinking that...
Mortanious 0
jw90 hahahaha to OP: dude FYL, you should kick your dad in the sack very hard and make him tell your mom in person out of sheer pain.
misspeg 0
OP sounds like a spoilt brat. who complains about the luxury of having your dad pay for your flat??? most people work to pay for theirs asshole...
ash92_fml 0
yeah, how selfish of him to be annoyed that his father is cheating on his mother, in his flat. he's just a terrible person /sarcasm/ wanker
Ninjaface 0
Since it's your flat, it's perfectly legal for you to bug it and use the tapes as evidence to convict him for unlawful entry. Then post it for rent money.
FoundManyLemons 0
Take pictures/video, and tell him he's paying for your utilities and food too.
Senken_ 0
your dads an asshole
twinb76 7
dude, change the locks!!