Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
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lilgoddess 0
Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML
iFruit 0
You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."
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Comments (29)
alphatoomega 21
FYL for having a crush who doesn't notice you. YDI for not being smarter about showing your interest, though.
alphatoomega 21
I retract my earlier criticism. I was in your exact position the other day, with genders reversed. I feel your pain. (Strictly speaking, it wasn't the first time we had spoken, but the first in a while.)
janderson416 16
Ignore him!
fantasyworld 39
I don't get how people have crushes on people they've never talked to.