Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
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Top comments
Airman1988 9
If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass
whyusofat 17
Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".
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Comments (189)
seb6969 6
The dude is so self-centered he didn't even realise he had a threesome going on. He had two *******. If he can't live up to that, then he needs to be put out of his misery.
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Cat, "you neuter me, I will ruin your sec muhahahahah!"
jwebster 8
He's an idiot. Any man that calls a woman a bitch needs to go get ****** in the ass.
llamafish 25
So OP should get a strap-on, then?
doctorhook86 25
34: Sometimes women (and men) act like bitches, and deserve to be called out on it. Of course, there's no evidence that's the case for the OP. There's a time and a place to call someone "bitch".
Genoc123 5
This guy is trying to be a hero lol
lilypie86 0
If he's acting that much of a jerk about it maybes he's not worth it! X
kayaker83 4
My husband wouldn't stop if we were having a natural disaster.....
mttemple 9
dude couldn't just ignore it and continue? ;p
Adrena_fml 5
..... and your still with him, why?
evilplatypus 39
I find it interesting that most of the comments agree the boyfriend is a douche, but, at the time of posting, there are 3 YDIs for every FYL.
evilplatypus 39
Ok, good the voting seems to have straightened out.
MyGrlzFly 4
Wow OP that is ridiculous, find a real man! There is an obvious reason why it is called "making love" and surely he has issues if he is going to ruin your first time together by calling you a bitch! Such a trivial issue does not warrant such a response, sounds quite immature! I mean did he have to concentrate that much that cat's meow flustered him? Really might wanna rethink this guy!!!!
HeatherAS77 10
Performance anxiety??