Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
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Top comments
Airman1988 9
If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass
whyusofat 17
Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".
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Comments (189)
BloodFaerie 21
What a weirdo...
courtneylius 2
Selfish bitch shoulda paid attention to her pussy...ok in all seriousness that guy sounds like a douche. Buy him his own cat so he can gripe about his own pussy!!
skristen69 0
Damn
JLBrainardify 0
Why are you with a douche who blames you for things beyond your control... Leave that ass
Genoc123 5
You are very sexy!
Loly19 8
maybe he has some kind of trauma with a cat??... My cat once bit my butt O.o
pagullarka 9
Did somebody kissed the boo-boo and made it better :)
binkztaah 2
What a fag
Matty1188 6
And a can of tuna for that cat.
yahoowizard 16
Guess he won't be open to threesomes
annagilbert 6
the cat wanted some pussy action ;)
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Next time he asks for pussy, give him the cat and lock him outside.