Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm honestly not surprised
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Comments (75)
solarsanteria 15
Reason why I'm a dog person: cats seem to pee out their butts... wtf
Jessssuhh 17
Cats do this for one of three reasons: they have a UTI, quite common in cats, or their litter box is some ****** up kind of disgusting and needs to be cleaned immeadiately, or they feel insecure in the household. My cat did this for a while when we got a dog, she would pee on the piles of freshly folded laundry.
zarrganaut 17
He's starting young. (,:
seriouslygrowup 11
I've had a cat for 17 years before she died peacefully in her sleep. She was never allowed to jump onto tables or counters. Whenever she did (or was caught out), she would immediately jump off without us having to utter a word. We prepare our food or eat food on tables/counters. People who allow their cats to jump on tables deserve to have stuff peed on or get infected with diseases carried in by their feline friends. Same goes for people who allow their dogs to lick their face thinking they're getting "kisses". Most likely the only thing you are getting is ringworm
JKPwnage 27
"**** you in particular." -that kitten Sorry, OP. Hope you have a backup!
foxysunshine 12
Why was it where it can reach it? Assuming it's still a small kitten and can't jump very high.... YDI for having it on the floor....
middlenamefrank 8
Cats virtually always prefer to use a litter box to anyplace else...provided it's reasonably clean. Kitty was trying to tell you that his box was too disgusting to use. Get your sister to clean his box out.
ApplePie1994 27
"That will teach you for watching funny cat videos and not ME, human!"
Matteee12 6
Proof dogs are better
laden_swallow09 35
Cats are assholes. No exceptions.