Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm honestly not surprised
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Comments (75)
wheresmymary 22
Kittens: Asshole cats in training
jesuis_julie 21
Are you kitten me
odamaliekh 26
"Give me attention, human" - the cat, probably
laureri 26
Whenever my cats pull that stuff I imagine they're thinking, "Hello slave, I demand you clean my pee. I also demand you pet me thrice times. Treats are welcome slave. Carry on." Lol
mistress_paz 30
Bad kitteh!
Camo23 21
Cats- they straight don't give a ****.
mustangbravo 27
******* cats!
ZombieVampirez 24
Gotta love animals and the messed up stuff they do ☺
lesly30 14
And that's why I'm a dog person! Well besides me being slightly allergic to cats... Hope your Laptop isn't completely wrecked.
buckstop1 37
If it's not wrecked it's still doomed to an eternity of smelling like cat piss.
Akoni 18
You've cat to be kitten me right meow. That's seriously horrible. Glad I'm more of a dog person haha.
MattStro 23
I foresee a great relationship