Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0
UnluckyLatina 22
I'm honestly not surprised
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Comments (75)
XBurytheCastleX 25
Cats are very trainable. You need to establish yourself as dominant to the cat... Teach it a word or sound that means 'bad' and a word or sound that means 'good' and go from there. The more you act on it, the more you'll be established. I have 3 kittens that would push me around a while back.
securityguy 10
My cat of ten years started urinating in any shoes of the person he didn't like and would look me in the eye while doing it........got my sympathy
fmlsams 27
Sounds like urine for a lot of cleanup!
santosb1 11
You guys ever just picture yourself getting into a fight with a cat? Who would win?
inolongercare 19
They do that when they are mad or want attention. They also do it when their litter box is full and want you to clean it.
cappellaaa 23
And this is why I'm not a cat person. They walk all over your shit and potentially piss on it. Sorry op, hope it gets replaced!
sprigs_ 32
Cats are great, so lovable.
Gillett 23
Strangle that little ******. if you don't they will assume you're a bitch and that they own your ass and keep doing evil shit like that!
salamancer 11
That kitten is a savage.
jjmack34 15
If you gotta go you gotta go.