Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
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KingLewisII 34
I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.
SmokinGuns 13
I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.
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Comments (63)
1jordan1 11
Ashamed isn't the right word, it's more like embarrassed. Idk why you would be either though, it's not that big if a deal. Say you're really hungry.
foreverhappy98 10
One night I was babysitting my neice and nephew all day. I went home when the kids went to church. my uncle then told me about two days later that they told my neice and nephew I was hiding, and they looked for me for over an hour.
rocker_chick23 27
Why would you play dumb? You should have said that it was your stomach. Everyone's stomach growls.
wanted_2_want 40
Wow! You took the "that's my story and am sticking to it" to a whole new level!!! You must become an actor.
ckirksey 11
I bet it's not the only pussy you've lied about.
annunaki_fml 11
LMFAO. Get'em!
worldclassrager 41
Maybe your stomach scared the cat away...that's why you can't find it
CurlyQute 17
Why were you ashamed that your stomach growled because you were hungry??
hiholls 13
In life I've learned that some of the silly things we worry about are based specifically on WHO we're worried about. Either you really like this person and were SUPER nervous for some reason about being hungry, or the person you were around is just kinda lame and gave you the impression somewhere down the line that you can't be comfortable around them. It's easier to just be you and be happy, if someone is going to make fun of you for your stomach growling then you really needn't listen to their opinion at all, ever probably :P
Nish007 15
if you were that hungry, were did you get the energy to look for a non existent cat?
someoneawesome2 2
Did you ever find the cat? O.o