Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
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Top comments
KingLewisII 34
I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.
SmokinGuns 13
I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.
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Comments (63)
justbigbs 6
Theres something called snacks..... or water will do the trick too.
PengiPou 12
Why is everyone so embarrassed by their stomach growling?
HinaxNaru 12
No idea It's natural . What's there to be embarrassed about
SpeedRunner5 1
I bet it was still better than work
Libbiey 6
I don't understand what there is to be embarrassed about...
SouthernMcMuff 1
Haha this made me laugh pretty funny stuff
MLardinos 14
It's weird you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling but it's hilarious that you had your co workers looking for a non existing cat for 20 mins. This made me laugh.
apk892 7
There's nothing shameful about being hungry
HinaxNaru 12
You've cat to be kitten me I'm sorry about that , don't be so embarrassed ^_^ its natural
ChoolyBooly 32
YDI...seriously you were hungry. Don't be ashamed of that. Now you just made yourself look like an idiot because you didn't have the balls to say it was your stomach and you were hungry.
lucasjames22 8
why would you be ashamed if yiur sto.ach growling. That's silly