Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML
Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
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Top comments
KingLewisII 34
I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.
SmokinGuns 13
I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.
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Comments (63)
Adam5858 17
This is one of the weirder FMLs but non the less just as intesesting.When did they give up ?
mybubbles2000 13
That's too funny. Here kitty kitty.
Colecto_fml 26
YDI because why the hell would you even feel embaraced by your stomach growling?
cryssycakesx3 23
embraced??
gemstone586 12
you should be embarrassed by your poor spelling.
schhichick 14
Im pretty sure everyone knows what she means..It is not really that far off from the actual spelling!
littlekellilee 45
By that logic, we should pass people with terrible spelling and grammar from junior high language arts because "everyone knows what they're trying to say."
schhichick 14
You do understand that this is not school right? This is FML, a website. People are usually using a phone or item like that. On some devices it can be really hard to type, the screen may be too cracked, or some keys may not work. So this girl made one spelling mistake on one website. This is not school or work. So get over it!
buckdharma 38
Talk them into putting out a saucer of milk, and a tuna fish sandwich, to coax the fictional feline out of hiding. Oh, and some potato chips.
jsp16 24
Just say "man, it's hard to find this cat. Say, how about we go for lunch now. You buy me lunch and ill get you one tomorrow, friend." Or you can just say you're hungry as ****.
Rallred32 20
"Man, I'm hungry as shit."
annunaki_fml 11
you absolute moron,why would you do that to yourself?
lulinator 40
Your stomach was hungry for Chinese food...
mottos 13
Where do you work that one might think cats wonder around
DaBayst 15
You're embarrassed about being hungry? I don't understand.
ZomBgal 12
If your stomach was making noise because you were gassy, I'd understand being embarrassed and wasting time like you did. Hunger growl though? I don't see how that is shameful or embarrassing.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Probably more embarrassed that it was such a loud noise, not about being hungry.