Anonymous
Gobble gobble
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
peachezthelette
Itchy butt
Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Anonymous
Vicious circle
Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
manchild bf
New York, United States
Fun fun fun!
Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
explanations
Des Plaines, United States
High times
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
fallingforfakenamesandmindgames
A dealer of both drugs and hugs
Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML
Jean
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
GetOutOfMyHouseLoser
United States
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Why? I mean, if your friends and family don't have any drugs for you, where else are you supposed to get them? Remember: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
kaarleto345 1
I love you random person 😂😂❤️
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RichardPencil 32
Why? I mean, if your friends and family don't have any drugs for you, where else are you supposed to get them? Remember: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
kaarleto345 1
I love you random person 😂😂❤️
Plop 17
I guess the OP gets her drugs from her mom. Safer this way.
brockwaycc 3
“I can’t pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend”
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is bad advice. I knew a guy who was friends with his dealer, and after witnessing a murder, he and the dealer's lives went to shit. Ended up in the middle of a drug war, had to avoid a dirty cop, the guy's high school-aged girlfriend and her family were brought into it, the dealer dude's supplier was a lousy two-faced coward who only cared about saving his own ass until he had a change of heart, and then when everything ended, the dealer, supplier, and customer all became friends after starting out as strangers, while everyone else was dead, in prison, or in hiding. In short, only take drugs from strangers. Friends will get you caught up in the craziest shit.
AutisticPat 10
Time to get a new boyfriend and a restraining order. Seriously.