LovedByFamily
Köln, Germany
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stay out of my life
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Anonymous
Quality family time
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Anonymous
Dundas, Canada
Narcissistic
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Gee, thanks mom
Why mother, why?
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
everore
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Nik
United States
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
Bestfrienduncool
France
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!
whatadaydanny 12
Offer yourself to be adopted.
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Comments (131)
candacekmp 14
Your mom is mean and I'd start coming up with ways to retaliate
88vivera 9
Why would she do that?!?!?!?!
ben827 10
That's not even funny. What kind of mother does that?
pammievb 2
What kind of a Mom is she? That's horrible! Are you and your Mom close?
perdix 31
It's just to even things out a bit. He can call you fat, but if you respond with a fairly good nutshot, you'll be the winner. Also, tell your dad your mom's ******* the pool boy.
Here4theshow 17
Lol I love OP's username
MetalCraze 11
Wow,I didn't now germans were whiny sissies when did that happen?
sturnbull 1
Hahahahahagah
seriouslythat 6
Same kind of thing happened with me my mom sent a ton of messages to my brother on how to make me cry and similar things unfortunately for her she accidentally sent some to me :( needless to say my moms a bitch
Gsnipes 2
What a bitch