LovedByFamily
Köln, Germany
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stay out of my life
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Anonymous
Quality family time
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Anonymous
Dundas, Canada
Narcissistic
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Gee, thanks mom
Why mother, why?
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
everore
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Nik
United States
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
Bestfrienduncool
France
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!
whatadaydanny 12
Offer yourself to be adopted.
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Comments (131)
brackaman 18
If talking to your dad about it is an option, try it. Maybe he can help.
Trai 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least they are bonding :).
gc327072 31
Silver linings: they don't always work.
Welshite 40
That's why you rip out the silver and buy yourself some vodka and tequila; it's the silver lining of the silver lining.
jazzyjazz23 9
Your mom sucks. Make your dad do the things your mom hates.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Ahhh, gotta love dysfunctional psycho parents
ElishaisSexy2016 9
That's so mean! Bad parenting -_-
fernclogger 5
Is your name Meg?
brittanyrmh_ 12
Emancipation is always an option...
gc327072 31
"...I have a dreeam!" *crowd cheers*
CanCann 16
Dude...are you confusing the Emancipation Proclamation with MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech for civil rights? Wow...
gc327072 31
Back then, many felt they were under a tyranny of a government, as they had no rights. And lawl I took AP history, pretty sure I know the difference.
outoftown 27
#91 - No, #86 is riffing off MLK to Abe. It works.
Crazydevil_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Buy a iPhone 5 and shove it in ur brother s mouth.
TomPusslicker 21
Ass**? ...Then yay, you made a reference...OP should wait until her moms doing laundry and drop a brick down the laundry chute. Now everyone will know i read fmls, im so awesome.
0_0ha 13
Bravo! Your mom is a better mother then 95% of the other mothers in this generation!
wolfhausen 7
If your mother is doing it so he can hurt your feelings the "most", I'm led to believe she's helping him have a fighting chance against you. I could be reading it wrong.