LovedByFamily
Köln, Germany
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stay out of my life
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Anonymous
Quality family time
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Anonymous
Dundas, Canada
Narcissistic
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Gee, thanks mom
Why mother, why?
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
everore
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Nik
United States
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
Bestfrienduncool
France
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!
whatadaydanny 12
Offer yourself to be adopted.
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Comments (131)
delightfultwist 5
what an asshole.
acetheone 8
wow OP, this is the worst fml ever. now i understand why people shoot up their houses and kill families. sorry and i hope things change for you.
gypsygal 0
That's so wrong, some people shouldn't be parents, grow up Mom!
JPEllis 0
Tell your mother her womb was horrible and you set a time bomb, Stewie style.
G_Lagaffe 4
Leave
TheRandom801 7
I'm sorry but your mom is a bitch,I weep for humanity
DragonLord1208 7
Seriously?! Wow, she needs to be taught a lesson. Go steal all her expensive jewelry and sell it on eBay, punch her in the face, then run away.
supertacowaffle 41
Oh man
sweet-nothing 1
wouldn't be surprised if she's jealous of you. your probably smarter, and prettier then her. with you being young, you have more of a chance of making something out of your life that's way better then hers. It's sad but probably true. a mother should want this for her kids.
sweet-nothing 1
also, don't ever show hurt emotions around her or your brother. it gives them power over you. instead kill them with kindness. i.e "I'm sorry you feel that way mom/brother" "I still love you no matter what"