Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18
Troll mom is winning
Harpy20 24
Twat swat level: EXPERT.
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Comments (138)
My3sons 3
I thought I was quick... You go Mom! If you didnt have a comeback for that one, you must take notes from a Master!
FemskyD 26
Atleast a parent that actually controles her daughters life xD theyre rare
lilithfury 23
You're not supposed to co trial your kids life. You're supposed to raise them right, and then guide them in the right path. GUIDE > Control
grannygruber 6
I think the real problem is you are young and 'baby brother' really is your son! Get over it!
ciaraohagan94 5
What are you talking about? She clearly said baby brother. Her mother just did that to get the guy to leave.
graphicstyle7 17
The level of how crappy this is totally depends on your age. If you are under 16, she had every right. Sorry, know that blows, but she's trying to take care of you. After 16... really, it's a bit over-protective, unless the dude was significantly older.
krisanda 5
Parenting FTW!
blaqqdiamonz0815 3
If my mom ever did that, I would never forgive her.
ilovegirlsinbed 8
Your mom clock blocked lol
darkshaft1 8
Flawless Victory: Mom!
dbaguy 9
Promiscuous alcoholic is not a deal breaker
kalbrek009 20
Well lucky for you that your mom was there to **** block some random kid who just wants down your pants...she actually prevented you from becoming a teen, unwed mom who'd probably end up needing AA...some moms can see the future...didn't you know that?