Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my brother arrived at the cabin we’re staying at on a trip. He insisted he got the bed I chose. My father responded, "You wouldn’t want the bed if you knew what he did in it last night." I laughed until I realized there's a mirror where he could've easily seen "what I did last night." FML
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Top comments
rebel_yell_tiny 0
Even though it sucks they were having it on your bed, you really shouldn't have been looking through his stuff..
ccathleen_ 0
Go have sex on their bed.
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Comments (63)
Johnnoes 0
Take a picture of you having sex with your girlfriend on his bed, and put it on his camera!
dudeitsdanny 10
No. Take pictures of yourself having sex with HIS girlfriend on HIS bed. =P Kidding, that's not something to do to a brother..
Mr_26 0
you folk ever realize the word bed looks like a bed?
rebel_yell_tiny 0
not until now... haha!
spitfire35 3
You are made of WIN
Johnnoes 0
I do now :D
ninjacapo 2
*mental high five.
Mylees 0
omg it does！！!!!
rockon4life 2
how does it???
jamie_leeann23 0
wtf ughhh!!! that is so gross!!! FYL
davina_fml 0
ahahah this is the funniest shitttt i've ever readddd i swear xD
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You must not have read much.
lilmszssy 0
ughh
Skull_300 0
Now you can take pics having a sword fight on his bed...
Erindub 0
I'd cum on his tooth brush and snap a photo of myself doing it.
pomlaos 0
Tell him to go have sex on his own bed.
Johnnoes 0
But then you'd also have to show him the photo whilst he's brushing his teeth!
hXcsoccerplaya 0
your brothers right? dress like him and have sex with his girlfriend on HIS bed. problem solved. except for when he finds out ;)