Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.
afatmonkey 0
Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.
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FMLFORTHEWIN 0
fail.....
FarSide 23
Proves nothing. Might have belong to his mom.
Yaseeher 0
Fyl because you were right ? hmm
thatfeelsright 0
your not funny Ajjas. and no you can not be a *****
Ajjas013 6
Of course, I'm so silly. I'm the condom right?
Monikabug 9
I don't know if I would call a condom a tool, Aj. It just protects the tool. hmm.. Since the Cookie Monster won't let you be a *****, maybe you could be a Cookie Cutter. >;]
shadow33456 1
ok let me settle this ajas ur a ******* idiot and a horrible troll so go suck ur dads SHLONG u ******* fruit cup
Austino713 0
ajjas you are the chastity ring lol you are opposite of gettin a girl
paper_tigers 0
Calling him a condom is about right, he is all over that dick...
ashlynn610 12
^^^^^lmaooo (: that made me giggle. Only cuz i know it's true (:
SoNotForYou 5
Why is this an FML, you were right and you dumped a cheater. Happens everyday really no big deal.
aardvarkish 17
you stole his mother's underwear?
albertaeinstein 0
Good for you, OP. You deserve better than a cheater, and you knew well enough to get out of it.
perdix 31
And you are sure they are not yours because. . .? Could it be that they could not possibly stretched over your Gigantor ass without uniting your alimentary and birth canals?
thisissparknotes 0
in amongst? i don't get it.
1LL337 0
so, FYL cause you were right?