Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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Top comments
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
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Comments (129)
meeba 2
wow
maybaybe 0
That's so bitchy. Why wouldn't you just yell back that you're only babysitting?
soldier4life_88 0
I'm assuming she was shocked that somebody would yell at her for having a baby in the first place..
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
The same thing happened to myself and one of my besties. We were both in our low 20s and able to laugh it off...but they were our own kids!
himom12 0
she prolly had a baby younng.
Lady_Melanie 0
How dare she?! Seems like this "lady" has serious issues!!
Puppyface171 0
WTH? Did she double her dosage to be yelling at people like that?
gingerpogo 0
When we were at school (about 15/16) my friend had a similar problem. She was pushing her baby brother in a pushchair and a lady yelled at her for being "an unwed teenage *****".
trappedinthevoid 0
you can, but all the cures have labels like "illegal"
gigglebritches 0
the fact that she has to return a child with a new vocabulary.
newjerseyguy 0
so much for making a good impression around kids