Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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Top comments
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
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Comments (129)
MrsPegg 45
Well that's just bizarre!!! I would've told her that you are the baby's babysitter, then make her feel like crap for jumping to conclusions. . . OP, some people just have really bad days, and I guess you looked like a great "venting target" for her. You never know, she may have a teenage daughter that just told her she was pregnant. :/ It will be ok, just explain what happened to the parents.
twinny_sc 13
A lady did that to my sister once, but my sister is twenty-three and married. She assumed my sister was an unwed teen mother.
MrsPegg 45
That is so irritating! I have friends who were teenage mothers, and this happened to one of them. It's ridiculous. The amount of teen pregnancies are on the rise, and people need to just understand that it's common... I mean, go back 200 years, and we were having children at 14!!!
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
The difference is, 200 years ago, we were married.
Cinn_fml 23
Just because it's common, doesn't mean to say that it's something people should accept or think is good. However, nor should they react like the woman in the FML.
TheDrifter 24
41 has a point, a century ago women had children when they could support them. Now they're having them to be "cool" like the ***** on tv. I'm personally disgusted by the fact that two thirds of children last year (on this continent) were born to women who required government aid to support them. That's just encouraging bad decision making.
MrsPegg 45
well I guess I accept it because I am going to school to be a nurse and I see many, many teenagers coming in to give birth... Im not saying you HAVE to accept it, but the point is that it's common. People need to get over it... But Im with you on the fact that people need to just stay out of other peoples business
hollee 0
This pisses me off so much!!! I'm also 23 and married, with a college education. The joy of being pregnant has been seriously dampered for me because of people like this, who assume I'm 16. Mind your own ******* business.
glbracer 0
there wasnt anything about breastfeeding in there.
beastin34 0
man id beat that bitches ass
zzzBOLTzzz 1
WTF OP! Even if it was your baby, and you were a teen, she can't say such shit to you, its your life, you can have a ******* baby whenever you want, if i was in your place, i would've bitch-slapped her right there.
mrjude 3
This is one of those times I wish you could just punch some people in the face, legally.
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
The difference is, 200 years ago, we were married.
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
^ no duh. It's a joke, genius.
notsoluckypup 12
Wow I so so woulda ****** pulled her aside and had a little chat with her dumbass...
Opera_fml 0
At least that kid is up to date on their vocabulary.