Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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Top comments
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
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Comments (129)
skiier4life 1
nice profile pic! Escape the Fate - Dying is Your Latest Fashion. Woot!
k9obsessed 5
Wow...That woman was a serious bitch. Where the hell does she get off assuming crap like that?
Smokering 0
Sigh. What did she expect you to do - say, "Oops, my bad" and push the kid under a truck? I mean, a toddler able to talk - probably between one and two, right? Which, if you *were* the mother, would make her rant a good two or three years too late! Pretty much a fait accompli at this point, lady... deal with it... I was pregnant at twenty (to my husband, in eminently respectable circumstances) :p and was a bit nervous about taking my wedding ring off when my fingers started to swell, in case I got dirty looks. I don't recall any, though! I'm 24 now though, and pregnant with my second - and I notice that everyone assumes this is my first pregnancy. I've had a few startled looks when I've said I have a nearly three-year-old... but nobody's been rude enough to comment, let alone swear at me!
Jonkbaby 23
threesome
Jonkbaby 23
lmao
lamiaoccisor 0
In the US not only is it illegal to swear infront of minors, she can be sent to jail, maybe a few days but still that uncalled for
PattisonDaStud 0
fail on a tit
justbigbs 6
should of shut the bitch up and mind her own damn biz and tell her your a baby sitter. Most babysitters stays home , hint hint
Karnezar 2
Even if the baby was yours, at least you were raising it, and not aborting it behind a dumpster..
tygerarmy 35
Should've told her off. I was watching my friends little brother for a few minutes while him and his mom were off talking to somebody and a lady came up to me and told me how cute my son was, I immediately stopped her and said its not my kid and that I wasn't a 17 year old father. besides I'm a Ginger and he's blonde and looks nothing like me. 24 and still no kids, and no plans on it for at least 6 more.
SarahhKayy 0
Ohh Myy... Should've told her it wasn't yours,, Or somethingg:)