Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
Today, at the park, a woman asked if I could watch her toddler for a second while she ran to the bathroom. Before I could answer, she ran off. Ten minutes later, a police officer approached me because someone reported a "man lurking with a child." I’m a woman. And not the babysitter. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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Top comments
ash14 0
wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?
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Comments (129)
Opera_fml 0
At least that kid is up to date on her vocabulary.
Kolden 11
**** her
Cinn_fml 23
You should've pointed out it's far worse to swear in front of a toddler. Then pointed out that she was totally in the wrong for yelling at you for something that simple, seeing as there is more than one reason a youngish girl would be looking after a toddler.
shortneyy 0
wow. what a bitch. you should've told her off not only for swearing in front of a child, but also for being ignorant.
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
I hope you told the bitch off, while explaining to her that you were just babysitting the child.
Blackmail111 9
CHANGE YOUR ****** PROFILE PIC
Blackmail111 9
at #19
shadow1917 0
I hate when others judge u they don't even know the truth or u so they just need to take the stick out thts shoved up their ass out and just shut the **** up...
Asario 0
thats what a bar of soap is for.
Violacatt 0
That lady is probably the one who got pregnant as a teen and that's why she is angry. Or her son/daughter did. Although, she can't be called a lady, cussing like that.