Today, I finally had sex after 3 long years. It lasted less than a minute, followed by 2 hours of talking about anime.. I'm in my 30s. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Talk about hentai and kill two birds with one stone.
ThumperRenfroe 1
you gotta pre game when it's been that long. about 3 hours before hand is usually about right.
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ThumperRenfroe 1
you gotta pre game when it's been that long. about 3 hours before hand is usually about right.
RichardPencil 32
Talk about hentai and kill two birds with one stone.
Nazmazh 18
I mean, if the overall experience was one that built a connection between you and your partner, and you both came away not-unhappy [I mean, yes, your tone implies you weren't happy, but still...] - Then why should the specifics matter? Will it not lead to more, and presumably better, no-pants-dances and thorough conversations about anime? Assuming that's something both you enjoy. If you're not into it and the whole experience was truly upsetting... Well, then, that's when you weigh the pros and cons of staying in the relationship - But that's a separate/expanded conversation, is it not?
idragosani 17
Talking about Anime for 2 hours doesn't sound bad at all! Next time time do it before and use it as part of the foreplay
RichardPencil 32
I can discuss Speed Racer for 30 seconds then I'm out.
Brightside86 31
As long as you still get them off you probably won't lose points. It's when you get there and you don't bother to finish them that really makes you look bad.