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Privacy

By whyme27 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:38

Drunk mothers say the darndest things :p but that was really immature of him to hang up without letting you explain yourself

CinderellaC 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:38

I would have just laughed if I were him.

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ZetaBarrie 5

Friday 24 August 2012 0:47

She could of had a sister sharing a room or something, that's what I always do. I would have laughed and called back.

hiandrews69 29

Wednesday 13 February 2013 1:30

Gotta love the stupid shit our alcoholic moms do. Glad mine sobered up.

123Puppy 33

Monday 3 August 2015 4:11

She should've put herself on mute first.

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