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Priorities
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
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mackdeezy 22
I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.
underthesea12 24
Well change your priorities to her sister.
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Comments (90)
ASBriere 8
Dude look for another job and once you get it ouch that dude straight in the face and follow in up with a waffle stomp to his ball bag. If you don't then I don't know what to tell you.
NeighSoulSister 6
What?
speckledots 29
waffle stomp?
DCvRkey2012 7
Someone needs to ouch your face for this terribly constructed/ worded sentence. Yikes!
plagiarismo 16
Call her what you will, but she ain't a liar.
cyttex 13
So does that mean we can call her other names, like **** for cheating on op?
KasiaLilith 13
In the end she obviously wasn't worth you. And if your co-worker is aware of your relationship, she will most likely do the same to him. or she will fall in love and get dumped for her co-worker. I know it hurts, but remember about karma and move on.
JayThrntn 9
She meant to say she's a *****
olpally 33
Her priority is being a "whoreo" you're better off without her op.
AquanTheDragon 5
I'd make a "Man's favorite cookie" joke, but I'm not DocBastard.
imchacon22 19
Be happy she broke up with you first I think it's worse getting cheated on
Ambient25 25
Probably?
foxy_grampa 19
I can't stand people like that. Sorry op, but at least it sounds like you dodged a crazy bullet here
SweetasCandy0609 28
Well if that's her priorities then you are way better off with out her in your life let her be your co worker's problem and find someone with the same priorities as you.
claubea11 14
At least she had the decency to break it up and not cheat on you.