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Priorities
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
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mackdeezy 22
I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.
underthesea12 24
Well change your priorities to her sister.
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Comments (90)
kurodansei 16
Seems lije you wated a U and I and all she wanted was the D. different priorities indeed.
kurodansei 16
Seems like you wanted the U and I and all she wanted was the D. Different priorities indeed.*
MidnaLink 35
Sadly enough… I almost understood that!
SweetasCandy0609 28
#1 seems like what you need is to study your grammer.
eddeeezzyy 19
*grammar, 24. *shakes head in dismay*
ZackCraft11 15
I don't even, what.
Somuchart 3
On the bright side at lease your priorities aren't the same?
tinyrosie 21
Oh my god. Idiots, idiots everywhere..
Ambient25 25
This is why aliens won't talk to us
SmuggletheBudgie 15
As well as experiment on us. They want to know how an intelligent animal can have such high concentrations of stupid.
SirDirtyRedD 15
I love how the OP of the reply makes a mistake but is smart enough to correct himself before anyone else can comment. But you all jumped his ass anyway and half of you made grammar mistakes of your own. I finally understand....... Retards need to bag on others to feel smarter. Ohh wait already knew that my bad. -_-
BrookRae 19
It's what he said, not that he made a mistake of misspelling a word.
MzZombicidal 36
I'm guessing you call other people retards to feel better about yourself, #64?
BaldoktheMystic 3
.... I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
kinky44 28
I agree #64. He did fix his mistakes and some people still went out of their way to attack him. People these days. . .
robbins28 7
This is why you don't do drugs.
smbio 17
I'm pretty sure I'd call that different priorities, sounds like you dodged a bullet there, OP.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
Hey, at least she was truthful.
mackdeezy 22
I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.
nubsnipesu 1
did somebody say 3some?
underthesea12 24
Well change your priorities to her sister.
mackdeezy 22
Unless there's no sister.
SgtAssCheeks 21
But what if there is.
awkwardloveannie 28
his mom?
Ambient25 25
that's ****** nasty #26
awkwardloveannie 28
for some people it's an option
parism143 28
Don't you mean /her/ mom?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I was thinking her brother but hey, your preference. Haha..
incoherentrmblr 22
If there's no sister, her mom. If there's no mom, her best friend.
perdix 31
Maybe if you aligned your priorities, you could have a nice threesome! I hope for your sake that the co-worker is a girl (that's my dream, at least.)
KeXu 6
ehh nah
DevilsAltair 8
Yes,she wanted to get in his females coworkers pants
beelee1988 13
73, you act like that's not possible.
fmylifeNOT 15
At least she broke up with you first!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I agree. FYL, OP, but it is a step up from being cheated on. She could have easily forgone the shitty excuse and gotten into your coworker's pants while she was still with you, at least she had the decency to break up with you first.
bighood24 17
Well that is that he knows of. Who knows if they were secretly hooking up before she broke up with OP
evan_7899 28
Have you ever considered changing your priorities to the more 'feminine' side?
lillypatter 13
Well, maybe she was just trying them on for size before she bought her own pair.
Theglc20 27
So if you wanted her back... all you'd have to do is get in your co-workers pants. Simple
brittyboo123 35
You're faithful. She's not. Guess she doesn't understand what a relationship is.