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Priorities

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML

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mackdeezy 22

I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

underthesea12 24

Well change your priorities to her sister.

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Comments (90)

lasttimetrying 5

FYL. Though you could always sleep with her sister or best friend...or kill the coworker...but that's just me.

carelessxdanger 9

i wish people would just be forward when breaking up. i also wish people would stop being so trashy. if this keeps up, everyone will be 33, single, and watching cartoons on a saturday night -___-

DragonDude 24

In the end, it's probably better that than her cheating on you with him and finding out later.

LennyComa 39

At least she didn't cheat on you...She may be a **** but she is a faithful ****

DenBriZel 31

I guess, at least she broke up with you first?

EmmaMK 35

Hopefully one day she will realise how awful her behaviour is. Don't waste your time on her, or him.

simsgirlgem 25

Find someone who isn't a nympho