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Priorities
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
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mackdeezy 22
I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.
underthesea12 24
Well change your priorities to her sister.
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Comments (90)
scarednegro 6
Woman don't just cheat physically, they completely destroy every emotion in your heart when they do it. Because they just don't care.
amisenho 11
"Man" don't just cheat physically, they completely destroy every emotion in your heart when they do it. Because they just don't care. Sure, let's play that game for the umpteenth time. Let's start stereotyping every damned male and female in the entire world and get it out of our systems, while we're at it.
limabeans101029 21
...Bit of a massive generalization to say that all "woman" do that.
amisenho 11
Hypothetically.
phony54 1
Theoretically.
glitterkuro 18
It doesn't mean that she necessarily had feelings for the other guy. She didn't think your relationship was working, so broke up with you. She was then single, so had sex with somebody else. It sucks for you, but I don't think she's done anything wrong by having sex with somebody AFTER breaking up with you. And even if she did have feelings for the other guy and that pushed her to break up with you, there were probably problems in your relationship anyway and you still should have broken up. So to those saying that she lied or that she should have been straightforward or honest about her reason- maybe the other guy made her realise she wanted to break up, but it can't have been the only reason. People who are madly in love very rarely suddenly break up because they've seen somebody they think is hot. There must have been other reasons behind it too. Sorry OP, break ups are hard, so FYL, but I don't think she's as horrible as all the comments are suggesting.
bfsd42 20
Exponentially
SergeantSnuggles 12
at least he broke up with you first! of please "hi I'm going to kill you" *kills* hope you get where I'm headed
Waredo_Dyrge 11
I've been in the same boat before OP. I'm sorry to hear it.
paramor3 23
See, priorities man, priorities! She obviously had some hard decisions to tug on . . .
bribre38 9
Maybe her priorities are living her life single instead of being with a judgmental asshole. She broke up with you, get over it. She can do whatever she wants and it's none of your business. You lose, ydi.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
Oh but if this was a man you wouldn't be saying the same thing right? YOu're stupid af
143amandaott 10
I feel bad for you!!:)