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Priorities

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.

Well change your priorities to her sister.

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good riddance