Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I realized that my husband's preferred sexual activities not only don't require me to take off my clothes, but go much better for him when I don't. He doesn't get why this makes me self-conscious about getting naked in front of him. FML
Today, my husband has recently discovered prostate play. He is now using my sextoys to pleasure himself and not telling me until after. He doesn't see the problem. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0
tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.
LoginUnknown 0
Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.
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Comments (72)
FMLrockzdude 0
I agree.... if you would gave jut let him ya know... you wouldt have happened YDI
mysoubriquet 3
That's a terrible thing to hear!! Tonight, while you're both in bed, read a dirty book and start playing with yourself... while you're right next to him. almost a sure way to get his... eh.... attention.
MasterConan 0
it's ur fault. I was in the same situation. my wife was a pride and only like missionary. it got boring. at least the **** could entertain me. but I got divorced and got myself a nympho girl friend. :D u need to learn how to be a freak in the bedroom if u want to keep him.
rightwrite528 0
obviously he is gay. or if not you could bang some other guy and maybe he would care.
Daerauko 0
actually it is fairly common for situations to happen like that. the husband might not be gay. he might just have timing conflicts with his wife or she might me too high maintenance to make trying to love her physically. chances are she needs to try harder.
rightbackatya 0
you fat?
lucidlucia 0
Divorce. If he won't put out he should get out. Maybe he's seeing someone else. Or maybe a **** addict.
Drew_V 0
wow divorce is a little harsh maybe she is just not good in bed......
RODEOqueen 0
Whoa. Definitely try to work it out before jumping to divorce. OP should try harder, and if she's been trying and nothing is happening, have a serious sit down talk to tell him it's an imprtant issue. Exhaust all efforts before divorce. That's always a last resort thing.
CallMeHush 1
Whatever, if he is finished be a good wife and go make him a sammich. Bring back a beer too, will ya?
Drew_V 0
win
Erindub 0
He may have a **** addiction you don't even know about
letsssplay 0
hey, I'm sure his hand is a much better lover than you.
okieraider71 4
Hey #6--Don't ever let anyone tell you God doesn't have a sense of humor. When you appear before the throne of judgement, God will appear before you as a black man. (Or an Arab if you hate them , etc...)