Today, it's been three weeks since my son found my old red dress and hat outfit in the attic, and like every day since then, he has been putting it on and bursting into rooms without warning and shouting, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" He's almost 18 and going to college in September. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, and for the last 4 days, my 19-year-old son has been wearing a metal full face skull helmet and a black robe, and has renamed himself Beast. He also bought a sword from god knows where and refuses to leave the house, because the outside scares him. I may need an exorcist. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Therebepeople 13
To be fair, that will probably go over real well at college, for multiple reasons.
bobsanction 18
He's not wrong.
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Comments (33)
Therebepeople 13
To be fair, that will probably go over real well at college, for multiple reasons.
bobsanction 18
He's not wrong.
rickAUS 22
Sounds like this should be on MLIA rather than FML.
Lalala579121 28
You raised your son well.
Lalala579121 28
(and no, that isn't sarcasm)
NeoiAlimon 8
that's something I would do ??
Rebecca Stockert 16
hes got a point
marsmonkey 9
Your son sounds awesome! Cherish him. You'll miss him when he's out of the house.
neuronerd 29
I was not expecting that. Parenting win!
__.aayushi._ 0
lol!idk if i am suppose to laugh at this but ya all that i can say is shit happens.
spweezle 2
Your son is awesome. I'm 34 and I'd be doing the same thing.