Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I realized that my husband's preferred sexual activities not only don't require me to take off my clothes, but go much better for him when I don't. He doesn't get why this makes me self-conscious about getting naked in front of him. FML
Today, my husband has recently discovered prostate play. He is now using my sextoys to pleasure himself and not telling me until after. He doesn't see the problem. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
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yourlifesfucked 0
tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.
LoginUnknown 0
Maybe he isn't the one doing something wrong. She might not contribute in any way and he's just not that into humping a lifeless body.
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Comments (72)
importroller 0
we want three things from you. food, sex, and for you to shut the f@@@ up. you obviosly can't shut up
Squeezeit 0
at least that's better than porking someone else
FockinA 0
poor guy, gotta be hard married to you. you want intimacy? be less demanding and get a warmer personality.
ClouDn9n 0
one word: DIVORCE!
Sazi_N 0
Yah neh? Marriage Councellors are calling your name honey!
littlejew 0
me and my husband have amazing sex, like every night..I sometimes wake him up with sex...just ride his morning wood...that should get his attention...don't confront and be a bitch about it..that will make it worse..oh and ur probly just ugly so Ydi
monkeymegmo 4
is he like afraid 2 b intimate with some1
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
He needs to grow some, and be blunt about it. Having sex is what your supposed to enjoy during marriage, not avoid.
Shelberry16 0
wow what a douche
Cavsfodawin 21
Well, he is right. Also why are you in shock? Every man ever had masturbated. It is nature.