wtfbabe
🌶️ Spicy
Potholer
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AnxiousCucumber
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
And I oop
Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Bad encounter
Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML
Anonymous
Mission, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
soontobewidow
Istanbul, Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Holes
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Anonymous
Atwater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
To each their own
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Delete pls
Today, my husband sent me a dick pic, then sent a follow up text saying, “Sorry, not meant for you, delete pls”, followed by, “Ignore that, obviously it was meant for you. Love you.” If he’s sending pics to other women, I’m gonna spread his cheeks and jam every golf ball he owns up there. FML
Top comments
Allie614032 34
Well, I'd say it's time to talk about some things. Either your husband is gay and hasn't accepted it or has been forced to hide it, or he's bisexual. Either way, he cheated on you. Whether you work it out or not, I hope you can get some answers. FYL.
GMSP 18
Well, at least he wasn't lying when he said you're the only woman in his life...
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Comments (40)
bigdaddyeric 37
It’s over for you girl, no pussy can be as tight as a man’s ass, trust me, I know!!
openawhole00 6
He wasn't satisfied with you putting hot sauce in the lube to spice things up?
openawhole00 6
we wouldn't want you to be the butt of this joke. my ANALysis is maybe he was doing some crack? I wonder if this all started because they were a team plaguing cornhole
Spiritbird 17
Booooooo...EVERYONE is wrong. All your comments assuming she is a girl are null & void, cuz look again..OP IS A MAN!! Hah i dreamt of being in this position one day...my life is complete..
aruden 25
to be honest I feel like on the phone app it lists everyone as Male even in their bios
Spiritbird 17
That's weird, i never have this problem.
Davros 12
Sorry he's such a, pain in the ass.
Donut_Wizard 23
I really don’t understand all these golf metaphors.
Lobby_Bee 18
His new name shall be, Master Sphincter.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Is that the hole story?
PenguinPal3017 19
One small insertion for man, one giant screwup for marriage.
BlueSteele220 31
you got to lick it, before you stick it..